BIG BONER

interview with masterbone phil

DAY OFF

favorite for expressos and smooth rides in the shinny pink

p.s. see ya on the floor august 7th

TUTORIAL

ATTN drunks, recklesses and of course my mate battleshipgab from TRASHTAVIE

the magic czech drink + worlds smartest evolution gadget review:



I also love Monika

Pretty in pink

So whats my job in that hotel?... well aside from washing tons of plates and forks.. I put on some sweet wedding set ups that IM PROUD OF!..
BEFORE(its quite clean on the picture.. actually, the usual state of the room is closer to a proper trainwreck):



AFTER:






I also serve beers to staff unauthorised by my bosses.. I ARE BEST DUDE HOTEL

/Kick /Ban

Britain gov. showing no tolerance on non-tolerant people.. I think its good. I think its a good exemple of a governement that stands up for once. Or maybe its another step to police state and complete control over citizen... fear... conspiracy... anyway these are proved to be total asshole.. GTFO




http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090505/tuk-banned-16-named-and-shamed-dba1618.html

2 sucre un nuage de lait

hey ho guidos.. missed me? youre served.. heres a long professional tea preparation tutorial. 2 ways of making the most mongol cup o tea ever. enjoy poloi

HERE WE GO

WHAT A WONDERFULICIOUS WAY TO CLOSE THE TRIP!



"give it to me straight, touch my heart, Ill sing along forever"

GLOW IN THE DARK

taking a walk with the dog at night is now safer than ever

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090429/tod-meet-the-puppy-that-glows-in-the-dar-870a197.html

human 1 god 0

That pain we love to hate

3 days off on the schedule this week... today was supposed to be the first of a 3 day streak skateboard extravaganza... turned out to be the last... I mean I really need one day off at least...

gotta find some knee pad.




now here some more non-sense french(canadian) culture total ignoration...



another dvd language selection menu

Praise the lord.

Long time no read. I just broke my sd card adaptor.. and basically, between you and me, life here tends to avoid the exitement, you really have to seek for it if you know what I mean. Thats why I dont post a lot. So whenever I can, I grab my board, some change hanging on my desk and i head to Birmingham for another epic skateboard session in the most antiskateboard country I ever seen. I thought Quebec was shit for skateboard.. but here.. I mean.. good street spots are easy to find but if you look closer at it.. the pavement wont give you any chance of landing properly and if your spot is a set of steps, youll notice that britains have the wonderful habit of putting some "antidrifting" devices before every steps in the country... which makes them IMPOSSIBLE to skate unless you pop one meter before the steps... which is retarded.. And skateparks.. You dont even ask me..

So I celebrated my 22nd birthday here with my foreign friends.. that was rad.. People here are nice and interesting to chat with. I mean one of them told me the whole story of his country and that was pretty fucked up.. like before the early 80s, it was ILLEGAL to emigrate.. and the government was 100% controlling every media with strong sensorship.. like total V for Vendetta... anyway.. heres my birthday cake:



As Im exploring the city, theres something strange and annoying that I just got to notice with times.. It seems that England forgot about the french language and Canada... like.. its not even there.. I watch dozens of dvds here and first of all, theres english,polish,spanish language but no french.. NEVER.. and then you can have like.. 30 subtitles language and NO FRENCH.. I mean alright, english, polish, and spanish subtitles and no french would be ok.. but among czech, japan, arabian, slovakian and fuicking HEBREW.. maybe you could have added french.. I dont know..



also in the public payphones.. international codes for EVERYWHERE but Canada.. I mean yes we are a small non-influential country on global world politics but hey.. we got few people living there..



Finally, I broke my beloved richie jackson death skateboard deck... BUT I bought 5 more blanks on ebay.. theyre 7.75 so if you want some when Im back in Quebec, Im probably gonna have one for you at cheaaaap price.. since spectral is shit for skateboard now..



Dont forget to take a look at the THISISHOWWEGETDOWN blog, my main occupation here is food so I got some "interesting" updates on here for you pigs.. dont forget my main men blogs too all in the real deal section on the right ...

Have a nice day get laid, its sooo good, you really find out when you lose it.. I MISS MY LOVE MONIKA BEST HEART BEST BUTT IN THE WORLD

this ones for sam gingras.. car inssurance rocker

Best UK tv add ever

Anti-weed tv add.. a bit stupid but a lot funny. Its just me but.. its actually kinda more encouraging to smoke than to quit... I would party like that...


video at middle of the page
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Cannabis-Frank-Adverts-Anti-Marijuana-Campaign-Launched-Over-Drugs-Link-To-Mental-Health-Damage/Article/200902315223505

GIVE US THE HUNGER GIVE US THE HUNGERRRR

updates sur HOWWEGETDOWN... bonne ptite recette, pas compliquer juste bin regalicious.

http://thisishowwegetdown.blogspot.com/
http://thisishowwegetdown.blogspot.com/
http://thisishowwegetdown.blogspot.com/

inclue un petit homage au nouveau best of blogs

http://laquetedelapoutinecrew.blogspot.com

BORED?... Use the tools offered to you..

And heres what Im offering to you to stop the boredom from crushing your happiness..

you got internet? of course you got it or else youre so not reading this.. well there we go.. you just gonna take the money on the kitchen table your momma left for you to eat.. you go in the nearest grocery store/gaz station/anything that sells beer. Now you kind of have an idea of what im talking about right? NO! youre still totaly off map of what im about to propose you to KILL STAB AND MOLEST the kingdom of being bored((boredom(lol)). soo.. now you got your beer.. I suggest minimum 3 pints... means.. maybe a 6pack... I really dont know... I really dont care. Is someone really gonna do it. well actually I HOPE SO.. IF! theres no beer anywhere or its past 11pm or I dont know youre lasy.. just call you local drug dealer.. you know that friend you have... distination unknown guy you use to hang out with or you still do... well anyway.. call him.. get some weed and steal the 1million dolby surround headphones of your anyone who lives with you that seems to buy the greatest things but you have shit cause you get shit job and not the right priorities so it makes you buy all sort of useless flash idea you had.. so get it.. get half drunk or weeded.. and LISTEN TO THESE VIDEOS.

I mean.. make yourself a favor.. LISTEN TO THEM... intoxicated is recommended

I am...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xgk9ouBuj-4&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvnHtO6daQM&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFavW0bfbZc&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGpkNPbSa2Q&feature=related

Critique culinaire ya le mot cul dans culinaire

laquetedelapoutinecrew.blogspot.com

wild in the frites

Pour ma maman

Quelque foto de birmingham pour debuter... BONJOUR BIENVENU ENCORE UNE FOIS CHER FANATIQUE DE MOI. Alors jai pu enfin me procurer mon skateboard euro... un bon deck 8po death skate de richie jackson(jvosu conseil fortement un tite rechercher youtube si vous savez pas cest qui.. tres rafraichissant comme dirais mon chum bob du ideal skateshop) des belles trucks independant asse juste bin large.. des roue mystery asse juste bin grosse et large... pi bin dla volonte. Cest lepisode 1 de la quete euro du skate.. on commence leger avec une belle ptite rampe que je califierait de parfaite... juste bin en tout point. Bonne ecoute. p.s. je skate un peu dans le video.. oui je fais a peu pres 400 fois les meme 3 tricks mais juste pour le sake decouter la toune sa vaut la peine.. meilleur toune de skater venicien. ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// So I finaly got a board and it rules. Richie jackson fuck yeah Episode one of the skate quest p.s. I suck but song rocks (fuck langlais)

TECHNOMOI

Heres several videos, each one of them are the sequel of the precedent and its showing the hotel in its resumed whole. Have fun... cause I had...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PfuIDOP08 PART I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrV3lRCWcJg PART II

PART III is at bottom of the page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXZrObXGX1Y PART IV

PART V is at bottom of the page

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-Nxt3leoyw PART VI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzM1mzXxZkI PART VII

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWL0prgsJiU PART VIII

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k3z2KqTKdo PART IX

The part number 3, 5, 10 and 11 :

UK HATES LOVE

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090216/tuk-rail-couples-told-no-kissing-at-stat-45dbed5.html

keep your feelings for yourself you show-offs...

people maybe ugly but I never thought they would ban love

Journal de bord de sa Seigneurie le Grand duc De simonb phase 1

Hey sup... le journal de voyage... premier post sa fais quand meme 11 jour que je suis ici mais se uniquement parce que je vient juste de me procurer un adapteur a carte de memoire de kodak alors pas de suport visuel pas de fun feck jai pas poster... bon je vais mettre qqch au clair.. vu que japprend langlais ici .. ou du moin je le perfectionne, je vais vous faire mon journal en anglais et ainsi vous pourez constater letendu de mon apprentissage au fur et a mesure de mon voyage.

First, troughout the first days of my trip, I just found a "fun" purpose to this trip. I already had a learning purpose and a job experience purpose but no fun in perspective... so I surfed the net and remembered about this marseille skatepark in THPS2 that really exists in the real world.. So I kinda planned to go to this skatepark as I just took a look a some pics of it and it is amazing.. And I just had the flash... A Euro skatepark trip would be fucking nice. So Im now seeking for nice parks to go to whenever I have cash and time. Now I just have two in mind.. marseille and harrow skatepark in london... but if you have some to propose.. propose.. I prefer bowls and verts by the way... street.. not really my thing.. crazy natural spots can be good too...

So.. heres the park I want to visit so far.. thanks google image:

So this is the Harrow Skatepark... its been built in the 70s and you can actually reconize that... on the park website the last news is dated 2007 and ask support because the city is threating it to be destroyed so I wonder if its still alive but I will definatly go verify myself because its exactly what I would seek for a perfect skatepark... its worth the trip just to verify... anyway... fuck Im a bit dipsy lala po right now.. I drank like 2 pints.. its not a lot but Im skinny and a proper pussy so.. mind the meaningless things I could right.. like this.. like this.. this.. this too.. this.. fuck all of this and this.. that previous thing and mostly the thing I just wrote and fuck this is way more fucked.. and this wow.. anyway...

THPS2 in full effect... my legs are already shaking at the idea of being here... I read on a website reviewing it that hte hype was more than real and that the lines were infinite ammo so Im gonna spend 4 days in here.. doesnt look too crowded too so its fine for a shy sucker like me... im gonna do air..d amn I need kneepads and a fullface...

So I just thought it would be cool to begin with my jogging trail... I kinda workout here.. Im biored so I try wasting the most energy I can so I sleep more and time goes faster... so here it is..

man you think you have a driveway... thats a driveway Im telling you..

I begin in this little kinda street... its beautiful in my opinion.. just wanted to show you..and by the way.. clabor technology didnt reached the UK.. EVERYTHING is in brick.. nice to see but must be expensive as hell to build.. maybe its why it seems like theres no "new neighborhood".. everything is old... anyway..

fuck signalisation like this.. I mean.. wtf am I supose to do... I just watch my back and run when these kind of things happen... usually followed by a horn and tire screeching on the pavement..

they smell good trust me

thats my trail... you know I aint no photographer.. its like.. 10 times better in real life...

still not use to it.. thats so fuckedup... you just look if the way is clear and safe.. it seems to.. and then the last second before you cross you just look behind you and theres hundred of cars coming at you at 100km/h like I nearly died 10 times today fuck it

I come here when Im homesick...

so heres the end of my jogging trail... lichfield.. the city that had the famous dr johnson as a resident.. fuck yeah.. I was so exited to know that.

So that was my jogging trail... kind of... now I shall present you my bedroom which is really better than what I expected...

heres the "entertainement wall"... nice tv, shelf, and space to put my guitar... ho and I really have to mention the boilling water machine which I use minimum 15times a day.. Im already addcited to tea.. you assholes.. I put 5 sugar in it so it tastes like hot ice tea... I just stole some antenna and now I can catch 1 channel and half..

I think I have the most beautiful vue

Thats the entertainement... I kinda developed a passion for weather forecast... by the way.. the only good looking person on the island.

thats the kind of food I eat... really good in my opinion.. the chef cooks it... its never such a big thing but always good... by the way.. on that picture I just find out 2 min later that the thing connected to my Ipod is just for Iphone and I yell and curse the fucker at the airport who did sell me incorect stuff... thats very professional pal.. very.. now I have a charger with UK kind plug.. wonder what Ill do with it back in Canada...

acrobatic view of the ball shaving station

desk.

so thats it.. this is kinda my.. routine I juste show you and on the other psot Ill show you some more interting stuff... thats was just the begining of the start.. fuck I need to skate... or skayiete as the accent goes...

I promise you this.. a little's enough

2008. EVERYTHING CHANGED EVERYTHING STAYED THE SAME. FOLLOWED AND BETRAYED THE SAME HEART. STILL HERE THINKING OF WHAT SHOULD I BECOME. WHAT COULD I'VE BECOME. ONE LOVE.